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Teeing Off 

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!
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When a Person stands on an object, with his arms out like they are Crucified. The New Planking

Started by: Josue L, Ryan G, Graham B, Ollie A, and Kosta R
Worlds Best/Largest Teeing (Tee), Christ the Redeemer (Cristo Redentor. Rio, Brazil)
Teeing by Zabatsue August 19, 2011

Trueington 

A cool way of saying true.
TRUEINGTON!
Trueington by v1ct0r10usvic January 26, 2011

Treeping 

"Creeping" from atop or inside of a tree
The girl gazed into the treeline, only to find a perverted man treeping on her.
Treeping by BlackSpectrum69 December 30, 2011
Shuffling your feet in a manner to annoy someone.
Some idiot was treting the whole way down the street and i got hella pissed off.

"Stop treting your feet," my mom moaned.
Treting by C.A. Russ March 30, 2007

Treeting 

Using twitter to solicit sex; Turning tricks via twitter.
Dude 1: So I thought Chastity and I were really meant for each other. Then I caught her treeting... again. (getting teary eyed)

Dude 2: That's what happens when your girlfriend works at the Foxy Lady.

Dude 1: (sniffling like a bitch) But she told me she had changed!!!
Treeting by JCDUD November 6, 2009

[Tpeeing] 

to TP (toilet paper)somthing.
We are going Tpeeing wanna come?

Richard has never been Tpeeing!
[Tpeeing] by gracie lou who January 30, 2009