Hurricane Tortilla

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.

Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?

by #1 Banana January 16, 2018

Tortilla booty

A flat butt

"Did you see Roxy's ass?"

"Yeah, she has a tortilla booty"

by Hacobo44 July 1, 2015

Soggy Tortilla

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same tortilla which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the tortilla must roll it up like a burrito and consume it, thus eating a burrito which is soggy because of everyones semen

Do you guys wanna play some soggy tortilla tonight?

by DefineMyMom.com November 13, 2014

Tortilla

In Mexico and in much of central America, A "tortilla" is a flat pancake-like bread that is often the corner piece for Mexican dishes. Tortillas can be made from corn (maize) or wheat flour. Tortillas can be eaten alone (I prefer them straight off the griddle with butter) but often are the ever important outer layer of burritos and soft tacos. Corn tortillas are what hold enchiladas together.

Tortillas can be stuffed with: meat, guacamole, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, hot sauce, refried beans, fajitas, peppers, and any combination of the above, along with just about anything else you can think of that i failed to mention.

In Spain, however, a tortilla is a type of omelette.

My parent's never gave me money for lunch, so me and my friends would would go to the local mexican restaurant to eat and they would give me their extra tortillas. Delicious.

by VazzKoL December 9, 2008

tortilla curtain

The jokey term for the U.S./Mexican Border. Referencing to the Iron Curtain of the (former)USSR.

"There,beyond the tortilla curtain,is America.The BradyBunch,EarthWind&Fire y todo"

by Jeff8A December 25, 2007

grass and tortilla

when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)

and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.

commonly known as G&T

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*

The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.

by DoorKnobKnock June 4, 2011

Tortilla Nigger

Pejorative reference to Mexicans.

Boarder Patrol Agent: Get up out of that gully you Tortilla Nigger.

Illegally Crossing Mexican: Que?


Donkey show patron #1: I can't believe what I just saw.

Donkey show patron #2: Tortilla Niggers will do anything for a peso.

by Pelihu April 12, 2009