Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

toddler

an annoying ass kid who cries over everything

man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from

by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023

toddler

a little shit that likes to drink bleach
(suicidal shit stains)

"That toddler just ate a whole bunch of pillow stuffing!!"

by hobowithashotty September 7, 2023

Toddler

All the iPad babies who think they’re sigma males

Person 1: I’m such a sigma male
Person 2: bro is def a toddler watching to much YouTube shorts

by Pretty_bored July 13, 2024

Toddler

The children (from 1-5 years old) that scream, hit, throw, cry, and spit.

I found toddlers at the whole universe, like a Toddler Apocalypse. How am I surviving this hell with Demonic Toddlers? FUCK FUCKING TODDLERS! THEY'RE FUCKETY FUCK FUCKS!

by BlackandPinkSquidSister January 30, 2025

Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.

The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.

by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025