Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.
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A relationship wherein two people are more than friends, but also more than friends-with-benefits. Kitchuationship implies much more romance and emotional intimacy than FWB, because the people involved (almost always) deeply care for eachother and see a lot of personality value beyond just hooking up. It's a genuine bond, with room for love in whatever degree it exists between them.
Etymologically, the word is a portmanteau of "Kitchen," and "Situationship," thus referring to what might otherwise be a situationship redeemed by the affection, cozy vibes, good times, and general togetherness evoked by kitchens and the wholesome sentimental exchanges that go on therein.
Etymologically, the word is a portmanteau of "Kitchen," and "Situationship," thus referring to what might otherwise be a situationship redeemed by the affection, cozy vibes, good times, and general togetherness evoked by kitchens and the wholesome sentimental exchanges that go on therein.
"They're in a kitchuationship, now. All she does is hang around his kitchen while they cook, kiss, and binge watch stuff together."
"Weren't they dating before tho?"
"Yea, but they still like eachother and this is emotionally easier than breaking up."
"Weren't they dating before tho?"
"Yea, but they still like eachother and this is emotionally easier than breaking up."
by Selestinianna November 6, 2023
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“Did I tell you about my bitchuationship from the summer?”
“Who? That guy Nick?”
“Yea, he posted his new girlfriend while I was still on his close friends. What a little bitch!”
“Who? That guy Nick?”
“Yea, he posted his new girlfriend while I was still on his close friends. What a little bitch!”
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