Kate Timmerman

The cutest and prettiest girl ever in the whole world, whose super amazing

Also a smexy potato

Yup that's a Kate timmerman right there

Wow kate timmerman is perfect in everyway

by Kippstick February 9, 2019

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven August 6, 2006

Reed Timmer

The biggest asshole that has ever graced Discovery Channel, who chases Tornado's in a big red shoe in an attempt to make it look like "science" and "helping people" when really we all know he just wants to dominate-dominate-dominate-dominate and perhaps get himself killed, or make it look good so others go out and get killed.

Tom: Hey, did you see Storm Chasers last night?

Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.

by AmatuerMeteor November 28, 2010

Antonia Timmens

A recurring MadTV character played by Nicole Sullivan. She was defined by her noticable lisp and her catchphrases "okay," "yes," "it is possible" and "I don't know."

Her sketches generally revolved around a task she is assigned, and that she fails to complete due to her miscomprehension. Many of her sketches also feature Phil LaMarr as somebody troubled by her.

1. Did you see that Antonia Timmens skit? It was hilarious!

2. "Your name is Antonia Timmens?"
"Yes"
"And you want to work as a cashier?"
"...Okey."
"Do you have any experience as a cashier?"
"I don't know.."

by Asellus Primus October 23, 2009

Hella Timers

The term Hella Timers is a phrase used by confused middle schoolers and high schoolers. This term is used in reference to the hourglass symbol beside their streaks. This hourglass represents that their streak is about to end. Hella Timers basically means that someone is about to lose a lot of their streaks. This term was also misunderstood by up and coming Clinton, N.C. rapper, A-Way, who mistakenly thought it was a disease.

A-Way: "Bro, I forgot to send my streaks today, I got Hella Timers."
Lil Davey: "Oh shoot man, lets take a pic."

by Yung A-Way December 13, 2019

shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006

shizzle me timbers

Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.

Person A: "I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!"
Person B: "Shizzle me timbers, really?"

by Steezy20 December 27, 2008