by Ricksauce July 2, 2008
Get the Tommy Tightnuts mug.A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
by Paul Loose November 15, 2007
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Get the Tighter than dick skin mug.A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.
I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.
by rucus11 September 23, 2009
Get the Wound tighter than a two dollar watch mug.An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.
I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.
by kiteless. June 12, 2013
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