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Tommy Tightnuts

When a dudes waited over 30 days and finally beats off.A months long wait to jerk off
How the hell did that guy pull off a Tommy Tightnuts???
by Ricksauce July 2, 2008
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Tighter than twats

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.
by Paul Loose November 15, 2007
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tightey-whiteys

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.
by kenyon December 12, 2003
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Tighter than dick skin

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.
This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!
by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017
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Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.
I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.
by rucus11 September 23, 2009
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Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

An old southern idiom. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.
I went and checked that place you told me about. They've closed up tighter than dick's hatband. Have been for years.
by kiteless. June 12, 2013
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