A Latin-Aramaic in origin. Diarrhea on a girl's mouth and then she proceeds to suck the jizim out of the man's dong.
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I sit around and play mario brothers with all your siblings and flirt with the mail women naked for about 4 hours.
by Ray Halpin March 9, 2004
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"She said no 5 times, blocked my number and ignores me at the gym. I'm gunna see when she gets off work and wait for her outside." -Thirstanaut
"This motherf**king Thirstanaut is on one tonight."
"This motherf**king Thirstanaut is on one tonight."
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by kalebsfye November 23, 2021
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