Ocean of Thongs

The 99 cent bins filled with thongs that are present in Rue 21 stores nationwide. Also, an alternate name for Rue 21 itself, due to these notorious hoardes of thongs.

Say, did you see Mel's new thong? She has purchased it at the Ocean of Thongs!

by The Fiend March 7, 2004

Thonotosassa, FL

A town in Hillsborough County that is pretty much not on the map to non-locals who don't drive along U.S. 301.

Greg: So where do you live again?
Me: Thonotosassa, FL
Greg: O_O WAIR???

by ZLMedia July 19, 2010

thonking

An urban slang word which means a distorted, zoomed in or modified version of the "thinking" emoji. Often said or used in a moment which requires deep thought, or just as banter and on random occasions. Normally when said verbally your index and thumb make a shape that resembles a Nike logo and you hold that sign under your chin, as in the original "thinking" emoji.

Person A: taking a shower is just your house pissing on you
Person B: *thonking* woah you right bro

by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019

Thong string

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss

If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.

by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008

thonk

Deeper version of deep or to think deeply.

Friend 1: I wanna break up with her
Friend 2: Have you thonked about it ?

"She is thonking, don't disturb her"

Employee: I thonk I wanna quit.
Employer: As far as you thonked, I wish you luck.

by useyourfakename March 2, 2019

Dump-a-thon

Seasonal game in which you dump your lover.

Oh man... It gives me the jitters, Christmas is coming.

So?

Dump-a-thon season.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Chainish Thong

An undergarment of buttfloss underwear that also has one or more chains for erotic effect. These nasty little things are hard to come across, but usually the most random of people have one.

The other night I snuck into Jessica's house and found a chainish thong in her closet!

by Kid who sits in back of bus December 20, 2008