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Thesis Hatement

A term used to describe a situation where someone is publicly talking shit about someone else during school.
Dude did you hear that thesis hatement that that Kelly said about Marcy?
by Esmeralda Is Bae October 12, 2017
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A Cruel Angel's Thesis

(Zankoku na tenshi no teze) the opening of 1995 anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion, cures depression, whilst the show itself brings all of that said depression back
"wew, my depression disappears when i listen to A Cruel Angel's Thesis"
by ofrfr October 11, 2020
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35 page thesis

The assignment/task/job is so ridiculous that it's equivalent to a "35 page thesis" which is ridiculous to do. This leads you to want to bullshit the assignment.

So when an assignment is really redundant or too difficult, it is "35 page thesis" material .
I'm willing to pull a 35 page thesis out of my ass just to pass this class.

This English assignment is 35 page thesis material. I'm not going to try.
by xXKylaAnimeXx March 14, 2019
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Emotional Thesis Journey

to describe ones long, emotionally driven, tedious journey in compiling, researching and writing a PhD thesis over many years.
acronym : ETJ
PhD student : After 10 long years of blood, sweat and tears and 79,872 words later I have come to an end of this emotional thesis journey.
by poptart1984 July 7, 2021
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thesisitis

The feeling one gets when thinking about writing their thesis, usually making them feel physically and/or mentally ill.

Symptoms can include, nausea, lethargy, incoherent conversations and sometimes momentary lapses of motor skills (eg. walking).

Without treatment thesisitis can result in excessive desk chair racing and may result in injury.
Student: Man, every time I think about my thesis I feel sick.
Friend: Well maybe you've got thesisitis, it's probably a good idea to take the day off.

Student: Today I rode an elephant backwards up the stairs.
Concerned friend: Pretty sure you have thesisitis... I'm just gonna keep my distance in case it's contagious.
by FY procrastination May 2, 2011
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thesising

v. to thesis; to write one's thesis
I spent all last night thesising.
by dudechick May 6, 2008
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Thesisize

SYLLABICATION: The-sis-iz v. pl. the·sis-izs (-sz)

PRONUNCIATION: the·sis-iz
Definition 1. (v.) To research and write a thesis.
ETYMOLOGY: Latin, collection, from Greek, from tithenai, to put; see dh- in Indo-European roots. Senses 5 and 6, Middle English, from Late Latin, lowering of the voice, from Greek, downbeat, from tithenai.
MEANING: The act of developing a Thesis from the synthesis of contraries to, and analysis of, observations of physical and/or behavioral reality with postulates (the accepted truths to reason on) clearly stated.
FUNCTION: The process of developing conclusions with logical truth value based on verifiable observations of physical and/or behavioral reality.
Example
Thesisize the results of your synthesis of the contraries (apposing arguments) to the analysis of the observations of the inner city decline of civilized behavior.
by donaldjjohnsonsr July 12, 2016
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