Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 6, 2010

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

crowd pleaser

When a girl is good for everyone and "pleases" a bunch of guys.

That girl Kelly is a crowd pleaser, she sucks everyone's dick .

by DEEZ NUTZZ December 2, 2016

Ebinizer Pleaser

A well endowed man

His ebinizer was quite the pleaser last night! It was huge.

Or... His ebinizer wasnt quite the pleaser.

His ebinizer wasn't a pleaser, it was a teaser.

Ebinizer Pleaser

by Monkey at Noon in the Backwood January 8, 2010

pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

pussy pleaser

A pussy pleaser is a man's dick... it pleases women's pussies!

His pussy pleaser felt so good inside of me!

by PINKY June 27, 2004

Bitch Pleaser

A bitch pleaser is a man who can silence a bitch in seconds by simply giving her "the look" which makes her instantly aroused and temporarily paralyed.

That kid Ethan is anything but a Bitch Pleaser.

by swagmaster86 October 10, 2014