dry gulching

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

by sky July 25, 2004

Dry Gulch

When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.

Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.

by HM2013 March 31, 2015

blood gulch

When a metal rod is shoved forcefully up the anus, then swiftly pulled out, thus creating a negative pressure that draws everything out the butt.

Anything! Anything but the Blood Gulch! Spare me!

by beau yoder February 21, 2008

Dry Gulch

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

by Saints September 28, 2004

Dry Gulch

To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.

Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
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Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.

by Frostbite2 January 13, 2009

Dry Gulch

When you go down on a chick that doesn't want you to. So it's all dry.

I totally dry gulched that bitch last night!

by Tahiti Jones November 15, 2009

The Sheriff of Lone Gulch

‘The Sheriff of Lone Gulch’ is an animated gay porn film, where a sheriff has to take down the town’s criminals, but they all get along with some sex. It’s usually played with a sped up version of Ballin by Mustard. The film is made by Animan Studios.

Man, The Sheriff of Lone Gulch is so funny!

by REALkirbo February 26, 2023