textmate

n. condition or situation where after texting another for hours and all topics have been thoroughly explored, no further texts, acronyms, emoticons, etc. are possible.

After text partner divulges unimaginable news to which one cannot respond. Akin to checkmate in chess.

I texted Matt for six hours last night, til we had nothing left to say. I was like textmate! I'm going to bed.

by kk shuffle December 30, 2012

Thotmaster

Ruler of Thots (the hoe over there); one who is masters and dominates over those "hoes". Commonly one who carries various STDs. This male or rare female figure can usually be spotted or told apart by his or her douchey appearance.

That guy is surrounded by thots, he's like a Thotmaster

by Master of thots June 13, 2014

Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

by jdtam September 1, 2010

Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.

Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

Textosterone

A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.

Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.

by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010

Textosterone

The act of sounding like a brainless jock while texting; a guy that has more testosterone than brain cells and shows that in texts.

Textosterone:

Text 1: ilcu2ntek
Text 2: Okay
Text 1: b3 redib1ch

by Beckahness December 10, 2007

Teamaster

A person who likes to drink tea and knows at least 100 recipes. They can brew you a cup / pot of tea that suits your health needs and your mood. They can work with black tea, green tea, red tea (French Velvet), herbal tea, and more. As well, they work with spices. A teamaster works with an electronic kettle. It has a button you press for each brewing time.

We have serious thinking to do tonight. Call John, he is a teamaster.

by silverseal September 18, 2011