Tetley

When Someone Tea Bags Someone While They are Sleeping

Hey, Did you give her Tetley Or Red Rose Last night?

by bk1122 September 20, 2011

Tetley boy

When someone comes round to your house and drink about 15 brews and talks pure crap.

“Oh shit, here comes tetley boy”

by SHREDZ August 9, 2019

Telley

Tv a shortcut of Television too

I've seen it on the telley.

Yes, I know. It's was in the news, right ?

by Sarah21 October 19, 2008

tetley

An annoying turd that won't go away but hangs aroung forever.

Oh some one fetch me the bog brush i've just done a floater,a bit of tetley,I will have to break it up with a stick.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

tetley

A moist flavorsome fart.

That fart was a right Tetley. "let the flavor flood out"

by Flibblesan February 25, 2008

tenleyCAMPus

a sleep away camp, disguised as a university

tenley camp goer: i have 2 professors and i intern! i'm in college! yay!

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Toilet Tetley

The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.

by Mattyboyee February 18, 2009