Tessibitch

Describes a guy or girl who would rather sit at home than go out with his or her friends. These people don't have real jobs, but insist that they are always busy working.

Guy 1: "Wow it's the third time Dylan has skipped out on us, what is his excuse this time?"

Guy 2: "He says he has to work tomorrow"

Guy 1: "That's the same excuse he has used the past three weeks! All he does is drive around all day."

Guy2: "I know, he's a tessibitch"

by Maillow23 September 6, 2013

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Tessi

a person who is very out going and Really Strong (not physically). Like to please people at expense of her own happiness. Also very attractive, long legs Model material. Could be a really awesome mom, known to have at least 4 kids. It is really fun to hang out with Tessi, she's funny, cute and can carry a very good conversation. Don't get Tessi mad or you will see the wrath of Tessi.

I wish i had a Tessi.

by mr.stain February 13, 2010

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Map Of Tassie

Australian Colloquialism for a woman's pubic hair. Originated from the similarity in shape of a woman's public hair to the shape of Australian Island State of Tasmania.

When she stepped out of the shower, Amanda's map of Tassie was clearly visable to Bradley.

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

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tesseract

The four-dimensional equivalent of a cube.

A person using a tesseract in three-dimensional space would be equivalent to a person using three dimensions to move through a two-dimensional universe. The laws of physics would still apply, but only on the two-dimensional scale.

by ds_k7 May 3, 2006

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tossier

Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.

How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.

by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013