Floor Tentacles

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Sacrifice to the Floor Tentacles!!!

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

textual orientation

The way you text. Be it T9, full qwerty keyboard or straight candybar phone 9 keys.

What's you textual orientation?
T9 It predicts before I can think what I'm going to say next.

by sweaterdouche May 24, 2009

Tentbag

A very tight vagina, like a tentbag you can never get what you want in it.

Me(legend)"Lois I Can Get My Fist In Your Tentbag"
Lois"OWWW"

by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

Tentacle Hentai

Nice Christian content that you can watch with little jimmy and sally!

"Hey kids, wanna go watch some Tentacle Hentai?"

by Oniichan~!!! aAH!~~~ mmm! July 24, 2020

Textually Challenged

One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.

Hey, invite Billy to hang out with us.

I did, I texted him 20 minutes ago.

Yo you have to call him, he's textually challenged.

by The Coon or Mysterion April 4, 2009

Textual Tension

Taking a day to respond to create textual tension that eventually leads to sexual tension.

Eliza just took a day to respond to his text.

Celia: girl your really sussing that textual tension.

Eliza: I aint nothing like a girlfriend

by Company2on April 3, 2017