2 definitions by The Coon or Mysterion

Textually Challenged

One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.

Hey, invite Billy to hang out with us.

I did, I texted him 20 minutes ago.

Yo you have to call him, he's textually challenged.

When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.

Yo dude why is there poo stains all around the toilet?

Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.