I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

Telemarketwhore

A call center slut usually hired off craigslist. Will do ANYTHING for $10 hr. Typically washed up phone sex operators.

Hey K we got 5 more telemarketwhores interviewing today. Lets take em to the couch.

by Thundersprinkles August 1, 2011

telemarketwhore

I think I just made this up. My definition is a girl who sells her self over the phone

random person: hello
telemarketwhore:Hi whould you be interested in buying me for an hour
random person:hell Naw

by dont-run-i-has-candy April 5, 2009

Pissing of telemarketers

How to get rid of telemarketers while having a good laugh!

Hello are you interested in buying condoms
YES!
Ok do you have a credit card
YES!
Can i have your credit card number?
YES!
ok what is it?
YES!
This happens and thus its also pissing of telemarketers
IS this a joke
YES!
Are you an idiot??
*Chuckle* *chuckle* YES!!!!!!!
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

by The asshole troll September 5, 2011

telemarket

To unwittingly make obvious and sometimes announced actions or intentions in video games, sports, etc.; a misnomer of telegraph definition 2.

When you spaz out like that, you totally telemarket your next move.

by Vulpes Mundi March 29, 2009

Telemarketing

Telemachus from epic the musical. Was originally a typo but is now a running joke in the community.

Person 1: (posts an epic the musical video with Telemachus in it.)

Comments: “MY BABY TELEMARKETING!” “Poor baby telemarketing”

by Melo._.melo June 8, 2025

telemarketing

Being the portmanteau of "Teletubbies" and "marketing", this term refers to the marketing of Teletubbies merchandises, e.g. dolls, towels, door mats, DVDs and Blu-Rays

Did you see all the Teletubbies stuff at the store? I guess that’s what they call telemarketing—cash in on nostalgia

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025