teasteamer

When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head

One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"

by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006

teatas

spanish slang for breasts, tits

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

teatery

A breastaurant like Hooter's where girls too shy to strip work their way through college.

We got a little tipsy at the teatery last night; the beer was flowing like mom's milk.

by Danielle Boone March 24, 2010

teatails

Details on gossip or a story

Omg that sounds like some good tea. Can I get some teatails?

by KVanD44 March 19, 2019

Teatard

A resident of the U.K., England in particular, who is considered dim or ridiculous.

Last night I saw a wasted, high dude running from the cops, screaming slurs and cussing them out in a British accent. Must be a Teatard!

by Geegee Gee January 29, 2014

Testea

noun, adjective, verb
noun, Testea: means a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming gentleman.
adjective, Testeaious: means someone who acts like or tries to be like a Testea.

v. "To testea:" means to entertain a person/people.

I am a Testea which means I am a very good looking, sophisticated, smart and charming man.

You are being Testeaious!!!! Why are you trying to be like a Testea?!!!!

I am testeaing these people, they are having a good time.

by Kebede Abebe March 9, 2011

Teata

A woman who is confident, strong, and courageous, and the most beautiful person both inside and out.

Wow, she's so pretty! She must be a Teata.

I wish I was as strong as that Teata...

by Whatsyourfavoritecolor December 20, 2016