taters

PO-TA-TOES, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips, w/a nice piece of fried fish.
Even you couldn't say no to that.

OH yes we could. Ruins a good fish. Give it to us raw, and wrrrrigggling.

by k dawg August 27, 2004

joshing your taters

(V.) Similar to just joking. A term used by a small population who likes inventing new ridiculous terms. Usually results in laughter by the person to whom the phrase is said.

Can also be abbreviated JJYT.

-"David are you being serious?!?!?!?"

-"Nah, I'm just joshing your taters!"

by jamez629 September 15, 2009

Just joshing your taters

Just messing around with you

Dude I'm just joshing your taters.

by WITCHA April 30, 2010

mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

Jack Tatters

A huge bitch who has a crush on his small time DJ/ rich kid friend Dylan

“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”

“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly”

by Duck wontons May 28, 2020

the toasters

One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.

Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.

by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008