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I'm going to take my talents to South Beach

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
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Talena Atfield

Ex-bassist of alternative metal band Kittie for the time period 1999-2002.

Currently works with fellow ex band mate Fallon Bowman in the industrial band Amphibious Assault.

Quoted reason for leaving Kittie, posted on her official message board:

"I would like to clear something up, the money wasn't an issue for me and that was not the reason for my departure, they replaced me before I even left. They gave me an ultimatum, to sign something I was unable to sign because it did not benefit me in the least and did not give me control over myself, they said to sign it or leave because they had already found someone new to play bass. And that right there was enough for me to decide on, if they could replace me that quickly without even talking to me then they obviously didn't want me there anyways. They can state whatever reasons they want for me leaving. They don't even know why because they never even called me to talk to me about it, they had Jeff call me to tell me the news, and I am sure it makes them look better if I am a "money grubbing whore" or so they have been saying." -TALENA ATFIELD
No example for Talena Atfield, it does not make sense!
by CruzDemon April 17, 2007
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Alicia Tyra Corrales-Connor
Tuby : I just looked up the word ‘talent’ but it’s just a picture of Alicia Corrales-Connor

Locy : Yes, that’s how dictionaries work
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Taoseño

A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.
Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.
by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009
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no talent whatsoever

Lacking any skill and talent...totally clueless...Tier 4
RG...aka 'R'
by Tier 1 April 7, 2004
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talentless cunt

a person (often a woman) who lacks talent yet feels that they are entitled to special treatment, as if they were talented.
by Marol February 23, 2011
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America's Got Talent

A piece-of-shit "talent" competition where people only vote for singers, dancers, and children who give sob-stories because they have a disease but have no skill at all.

Since the 3rd season, the ONLY successful acts have been those listed above. These assholes have killed a show with such a good concept and proves that America only likes generic, dry, boring singers/dancers that. for some reason, couldn't audition for "American Idol", "America's best Dance Crew" or "So You Think You Can Dance". Unique, fresh, exciting acts don't stand a chance.

Also, two of the three judges are currently English. Nice "American" show you got there
Bob: Did Harmonica Pierre get through on America's Got Talent?

John: No, instead, a kid that sounds like Kermit the Frog made it because he said he had Autism. Two guys that sing and another that dances also made it.

Bob: (Sarcasm) Wow, I've never seen those before. This is such a "unique" and "versatile" competition. (/sarcasm) Man, the show has gone down the drain since the Terry Fator won....
by Fuck AGT August 19, 2010
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