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titanium penis

The nickname given to the generic super bowl logo, given because when rotated 90 degrees, it looks like a penis.
I thought this year's Super Bowl logo was going to be interesting, but they went with the Titanium Penis again.
by Wait, What? November 20, 2014
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Titanium

"Damn thats hella titanium dude."
by harriette July 14, 2006
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Titanium

A person who always has ops in the channel you are in and will always ban you for unjust reasons because he is "cooler" than you. He sucks at NS too.
Heil Titler - He will ban you from the internet!
by Jews October 11, 2004
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Titanium Star Lesbian

A lesbian who was married into a MOM (multiple orientation marriage) to one man for at least 10 years due to family, or social pressure but has returned permanently to her true sexual orientation.

Unlike platinum, gold, and silver metals which are soft and "pure"... Titanium, one of the strongest metals and having one of the highest melting points is reserved for those that, yes, making the mistake of giving into family and or social pressure to marry into a heterosexual marriage, return to their true sexual orientation and stay true the rest of their lives.

Often, many titanium stars are very emotionally strong due to having endured a MOM, divorce and reestablishment into the LGBT community.

A title of honor.
Cindy's gay?! She was married to Danny for 12 years! What is she bisexual or something?

Friend: no, she's a Titanium star Lesbian
by Furbabymomma May 25, 2016
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titanium spork

When a hermaphodite fucks you from behind like it's Armageddon.
(to the lunch lady) "you know, titanium sporks don't come wrapped in any plastic.. ;)
by TitaniumSpork69 August 26, 2017
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titanium asscheek

Like a regular ass cheek but extremely strong and in shape. Nothing can break it.
"Dude, I've been working out. Come feel my titanium asscheek!"
by MORMONGURL8585 October 29, 2017
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Titanium white

Just an absolutely lovely white, not a normal white, just something of its own.
The premier colour for any Joy Of Painting episode in the series.
Pronounced "hwhite" or "hugh-white"

Tell you what, lets have all the colours run across the screen *titanium white appears*
by Ayochrist March 1, 2020
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