Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Swarthoid

Slur for anyone with dark skin, derived from the word “Swarthy” meaning brown.

Black Person: You’re stupid

White Person: shut up swarthoid

by SwarthoidHater July 6, 2021

soul searching

Self-analysis of our own motive or attitude toward something. Looking deep within ourselves to find why we think or act the way we do, regarding a particular situation.

You're treating Tina like shit, dude... you better do some soul searching, 'cause I think it's because you want her to leave you, so you can hit on Beth without feeling guilty.

by drfvidal May 24, 2006

Sack Searching

The act or process of searching someone’s sack or large bag. No homo.

Attention fellow community, I am about to commit the act or process of sack searching. Thank you for understanding.

by Super succ 07 June 3, 2018

Search or enter website name

You are very bored and/or in hard contemplation with something. (take it easy, ok?)
The default lore text that is shown when no characters have been typed in the Address bar in Safari.
Safari is the default browser for Mac OS X.

Safari User: *Opens Safari*
Safari Address bar: "Search or enter website name"
Safari User: *Types: "Minecraft.net"*

by surviveandthrive December 28, 2018

Starch bomb

An prominent expulsion of semen from the penis resulting in an explosion of starchy substance.

Mum said she had to wash my sock three times after I dropped a starch bomb in it.

by Lectins toad September 11, 2013

Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.

"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"

by missmuffintop January 17, 2010