What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.
by Boymom1 August 29, 2017
Get the cat shit sammich mug.A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
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(n) A woman
Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!
by bitchinthekitchen May 15, 2010
Get the sammich maker mug.The two syllable version of "son of a bitch". Most often used by backwater rednecks who would actually spell it "sumbich".
Normal Human: "Tell that son of a bitch to get out of here immediately."
Redneck: "Tell at sumbich ta get ome for sumpin bad appen to im."
Redneck: "Tell at sumbich ta get ome for sumpin bad appen to im."
by Johnnyonthemfspot August 1, 2011
Get the sumbich mug.The term sammich describes any sandwich that is out of the ordinary. A sammich can be an exceptionally delicious sandwich, made with great care and planning. On the other hand, a sammich can also be an extremely ghetto sandwich, made by a desperate, hungry soul.
A sandwich that takes 10 minutes to prepare or contains three or more layers is usually considered a sammich. The microwaved butter sandwich, lettuce sandwich, or grilled cheese sandwich made with an iron are all considered sammiches.
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Get the sammich mug.by Taylorthetaylonator January 1, 2010
Get the Bitch make me a Sammich mug.Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.
by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005
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