sardinepeen

One who's penis is small and insignificant, and causes no pleasure.

That boy I tapped last night was a total sardinepeen.

by K.Chaos January 27, 2009

Shardine

Taking a dump in a friend's toilet and closing the lid without flushing, similar to a sardine in a can.

Aw damn! Jon was over last night and used the upstairs bathroom. He left me a fuckin' shardine!

by JermBoy May 31, 2010

smardis

Smardis (n) - a condition of uncontrollable impulse or erratic behavior, particularly when applied to automotive decisions and/or maintenance. To spaz.

The guy tore apart a land cruiser in one weekend, got half way into the rebuild and then abruptly decided to sell it for peanuts and take up golf. He must be 99th percentile on the smardis spectrum.

by IH8MUD August 25, 2019

border sardine

1. Border Sardine - Term used to describe any illegal immigrant crossing the border to U.S. from Mexico, usually in cramped vehicles.

"Damn man I was at Filly B's last night, that place was full of border sardines!"

"I heard the Border Patrol caught another load of border sardines downtown last night."

by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008

Sardi

Sardi can stand alone or be used in a sentence. Sardi can mean several things and can be used in a sarcastic tone.

Sardi can mean something is awesome, hot, sexy, or delicious.

* That girl is sardi.

* My french fries are sardi.

* Did you see the score of the basketball game? Sardi!

* I just won $x at the casino, sardi!

Girl - "Watch this dance move"

Guy - "Sardi"

by xoxo kc June 6, 2011

sardine can

Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.

I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.

by sillybritches May 24, 2014

Stardick

when a girl has braces and skins your dick

She scraped her braces on it, it’s now a stardick.

by Damainman69 February 17, 2018