Burley Sturley

Someone who works out obsessively to compensate for their microscopic penis.

Holy shit he's jacked!
Don't worry he's just Burley Sturley.

by HB_Fagatron June 15, 2009

rodney stuckey

a young NBA point guard of the detroit pistons who looks like 50 cent. also threw down a sick dunk on chris bosh

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joe: damn dude did u see how rodney stuckey got flagrant fouled so hard by shaq?

bob: yeah man but at least he didnt have to get shot 9 times like his look-alike 50 cent...

by babylonushka July 28, 2011

Sturley earplugs

when you are receiving oral sex and you are about to climax take your schlong out and cum on your hands. then slap your hands on your partners ears so they cant hear.

i gave lydia the sturley earplugs last night, so she did the rabinator on me

by harro dero April 8, 2007

Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.

Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)

by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010

Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021

Dan Starkey

Dan Starkey is a little small cute boy who’s voice hasn’t dropped yet and he’s usually 5”0”
If you know a Dan Starkey you will know he’s actually really nice but pretends to be mean so he looks cool
If you know a Dan Starkey he’s a cool lad and just plays XBOX all the time

Dan Starkey is cool
Dan Starkey is not a weirdo

by shashyballs June 2, 2020

Starkey

A very grumpy individual who is totally fed up with himself.

"What's up with you man, you're turning into a right Starkey!"

by blueboysteve July 31, 2013