SOUP STRAINER

A SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF PUBIC HAIR THAT COVER A MALES PENIS, WHICH REFUSES ENTRY FOR ANY SEMEN

IM GROWING A SOUP STRAINER IN HONOR OF THOSE WHO LOST THIER LIFES IN THE HOLOCAUST

by COCK MINCH 1 November 14, 2022

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

vomit strainer

A trucker cap with the mesh backing.

I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his head.

by glass March 6, 2005

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

Tea Strainer

Lightly (or not so lightly) tugging on the scrotum with one's teeth.

My ballsack was sore after my girlfriend gave me a tea strainer.

by Marika349204 October 16, 2008

puke strainer

Puke in a beanie during sexual act and then strain liquid from chunks by milking motion and proceeded to slap recipient with chunk material

I puke strainered the bitch

by Camelnose October 20, 2021

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing board of a judicatory used to “weed out” theological nut cases from the get go.

We gave that hillbilly preacher a gooney strainer and as I suspected, he has some nutty ideas.

by Geckiclog October 28, 2023