Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
Get the Stonkedmug. 
by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 5, 2019
Get the stonksmug. massively awesome, grandly great. not often used, not many things are hells-yeah enough to call for it.
R.Crumb girls (long haired, big legged, and pumpkin-assed), 63 Cadillacs, Led Zeppelin: where those overlap, that is the world of "stonking": one of my favorite words.
by schnoidl October 8, 2011
Get the stonkingmug. Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
by not a dictionary September 9, 2019
Get the stonksmug. by Genoa II December 24, 2007
Get the stonk onmug. 1. When you invest in Stonks, you put a lot of risk and money into it and hope to get more money than you put in. Usually high risk, high rewards
2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks
3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks
3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
George loves investing in stonks.
Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.
Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.
Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
by izzuuu April 15, 2023
Get the Stonksmug.