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d-stick

penis, wiener, shlong, dick, cock, man tool
That hoe's been tryin to get my d-stick for years!
by MonkeyManManMan May 26, 2010
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Stock Market Oopsie-Daisy

An almost stock-market crash.
In October there was a stock market oopsie-daisy.
by super.awesome.word.ninja April 30, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Stock Market

A measure of Urban Dictionary's reputation depending on how their selected words of the day are.
The Urban Dictionary Stock Market is looking real good! So far every Urban Word of the Day this week has more ups than downs!
by ihartfb March 5, 2011
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You don’t make soup without stock

Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.

Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.

You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.

It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much

Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.

Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
by Nuwavedave June 16, 2019
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I'd let him stick the tip in

When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.

Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.
Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.
by Dupreewith2es October 14, 2008
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dead stock

a shoe that has never been worn or even tried on. also terms nds vnds etc. be wary of people using vnds!
'one to stock, one to rock.'
stock = dead stock
by xhypekills April 29, 2007
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Donald Trump Stock Exchange

noun. When Tiger Woods and Donald Trump swap wives.
During the 2018 US Open, a Donald Trump Stock Exchange was performed in front of all to see.
by Italia Marzioli April 20, 2019
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