corvette stingray 

Probably the absolute best in the American car line up today, which is saying something, considering the fact that 'Merica is the best country in the world. The 'Vette is usually backed by a Small Block Chevy V8, and a 4/6 speed transmission depending on the generation. So far, Chevy's made a Stingray Corvette in every good generation of Corvettes. The newest one being the 2014 C7 Corvette. Look it up. Read about it. Look at it. Worship it. This message brought to you by GM. Good evening, 'Merica.

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corvette stingray by BigMac32 January 5, 2014

Stingray 

The most mystic creature of all. Sesh god of the ocean, and destroyer of poon; for fun.

Vick Jones: yo u take the corresponder to class
Looch: sato brother I got stingray tendencies

Stingray by Big Chunder February 1, 2023

Dirty Stingray 

diseased woman; whore with a gift that keeps on giving

"All of the desperately-seeking attention women that appear on Flavor of Love are dirty stingrays."

Dirty Stingray by myway September 16, 2008

Stingray Coochie 

A Stingray Coochie is that super good fire pussy. That grips the life out of you.

Bro, Colleen got that Stingray Coochie. Ya feel me?

Stingray Coochie by StingrayCoochie December 1, 2020

Blue pine stingray

1.) The blue pine stingray is a stingray recently discovered by the Jorge foundation of marine preservation and exploration. Blue pine stingrays can be found in the fjords of Norway, especially those near or within the arctic circle. The stingrays are given their name from the blue pine trees in the fjord where they were discovered. Blue pine stingray shave evolved the incredible ability to live outside of the water for long periods of time, and can breathe moist or damp air through primitive gills, but will not survive in dry environments. The blue pine stingray poses a high threat to humans exploring Norway’s fjords. The stingray can be found on both land and sea, and may even have a freshwater larval stage, so Norwegians are advised to watch where they step and report any confirmed sightings to the Jorge foundation for marine conservation preservation and exploration. The stinging barbs are designed to pick up small bacteria, protozoans, and other disease causing organisms. A sting can cause seizures, hemorrhaging, amnesia, paralyzation, gangrene, and ultimately a slow and painful death. The blue pine stingray may provide a large contribution to stem cell and cancer research, but this field of science is still young, and the blue pine stingray is rarely studied. Reports exist of a Norwegian cruise line ship carrying a specimen to Sweden, where a small colony has begun, but shows no sign of growth. The ecology of this creature is a mystery to science.

Idiot 1: *steps on a 1x16 lego brick*
Idiot 2: At least you didn’t get stung by a BLUE PINE STINGRAY!!!
Both: *chuckle*

Blue pine stingray by Cyanea capillata January 5, 2020

stingray 

What killed Steve Irwin.

Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray.

stingray by sallyadamswashtub September 4, 2006

Ultimate Stingray 

When you take a Jagr Shot through your urethra.

Charles Barkley performed a slammin' ultimate stingray on me.

Ultimate Stingray by joshee April 19, 2007