Kickstand

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.
Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.
by joshee June 07, 2007
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baby bruise

when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.
by Joshee November 28, 2006
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Nintenblow

when youre having sex with a girl and experience difficulties. so you pull out and allow her to blow on it and then re-insert. similar to an nes game cartridge.
my lady's lag time was taking me on a trip to soft city, so i requested a nintenblow.
by joshee October 24, 2007
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blowbee jobee

a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.
twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.
by Joshee November 27, 2006
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bendover bubbles

when two men take off their pants, bend over butt to butt and knock each other's testicles back and forth straight silly style.
heath and jake performed a sweaty session of bendover bubbles in the popular award winning film "Brokeback Mountain."
by joshee October 24, 2007
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jibbee juice

yo, looks like you got some dried up jibbee juice in your mustache.
by Joshee November 28, 2006
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Puffin Puss

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.
When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.
by joshee October 24, 2007
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