stephalumps

Description for a strange young girl.

Oh dear, here comes stephalumps, we'd better hide.

by cat89 January 26, 2008

red headed stepchild

Possible source: the story of King David's lineage. According to midrash (exegetical works on the Bible), his father Jesse separated from his mother due to concern about his own Jewish lineage with the intent not to procreate with her any longer. He planned to have more children with a non-Jewish maidservant who instead conspired with his wife to allow her to be with him one more time. She conceived and when it became apparent that she was pregnant the family wanted to ostracize her for her suspected infidelity. Her youngest son David (who is described in the Bible as being of ruddy complexion and having red hair) was shunned by the rest of Jesse's children - they wouldn't allow him to eat at the family table, and purposely assigned him to the role of shepherd in the hopes that he'd be devoured by wild animals. It wasn't until the prophet Samuel anointed him as the successor to Saul as King of Israel that doubts of his lineage were laid to rest.

Stepchild can be seen as a euphemism for bastard.

They're basically the program's red headed stepchild; no one gives them funding.

by RoninerHasid June 7, 2016

stepchat

When you are mad at your chat so they become your stepchat.

You're not my stepchat anymore!

by MetropolitanServices February 19, 2021

stepchildren

notably referred to as the balls.

as my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, i mentioned "mind the stepchildren."

by just some guy August 16, 2003

Stephanator

One who is obsessed with Stephanie Meyer's work (esp. Twilight Series); one who wants to be like Stephanie Meyer and only likes certain things because she put them in the Twilight Series. Ex.: See most 12 - 15 year old girls

Guy 1: "My girlfriend is such a Stephanator."
Guy 2: "How so?"
Guy 1: "She only likes Linkin Park because she put it in that Twilight movie."

by Mister Doen October 5, 2009

stepchild

1. Something that does not receive appropriate care, respect, or attention

2. A child of one's spouse by a previous union

to treat like a stepchild

by see me September 9, 2006

Stenchilada(s)

What you call the massive shits you get after eating Taco Bell or bad Mexican food.

John: what the fuck, Grace! The bathroom smells like you dropped a major stenchilada(s)!

by Veronica Wolf July 22, 2016