Statgasm

This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.

Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.

Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.

Gary: What?

Mike: What do you mean what?

Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.

Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.

by ayjayyy June 7, 2011

Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.

"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.

by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.

Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.

by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017

storgasm

While shopping in an intensly cute store, a tingling sensation occurs because of the store's merchandise, environment, lighting, etc. These mainly occur in small boutiques, designer boutiques, and/or department stores.

*A storgasm cannot happen because of a single item
**Storgasms are intense. Thiss can involve drool and/or tears or joy.

Brianna: Oh my God, this Vince sweater is soooooo cute!

Emily: And look at this Trina Turk Dress!

Brianna and Emily: *storgasms*

by em_igler December 29, 2008

Sargasm

Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.

"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."

by CSteel December 2, 2004

Starkasm

Any attempt at sarcasm which does not achieve the desired response from the audience.

Sarcasm that is not funny.

Any comment that has you questioning why anyone would possibly favor the dilemma that is presented to them.

Ex./ Alex: I mean, I guess I like getting killed crossmap by a hatchet after being choked twice by nova gas and wounded by a semtex.

Jenkz: Why in the world would you like getting killed by a hatchet while choking on nova gas and injured by a semtex? No one would ever like something like that. Stop with the Starkasm already dude! Shut up and watch the killcam.

by Slinks29 December 21, 2010