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Shargyle

The name for someone who is is highly intoxicated to the extent of not being able to talk and losing basic bodily functions - resulting in tripping over simple inanimate objects (most commonly onto muddy ground) and/or ones own vomit. Thus eventually resulting in the loss of socially accepted bowel motions (or otherwise know as shitting of ones pants.)
"Oh dear, I think I may have just Shargyled myself"

"She was so wasted...she Shargyled all over the place!"

"Man, I got so maggot that I fucking Shargyled. Not even gonna lie."
by Furry Jeffery January 12, 2011
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Stargate Universe

Science fiction series set within the Stargate franchise mythology. More mature and serious in tone than it's predecessors, with higher production values it has been hailed as the saviour of the genre, the last remaining hardcore science fiction series on television and a departure from the shows it preceded, Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis respectively.

Garnering hate from a section of philistine supporters of the previous series' the show has found solace in critical acclaim and a more intelligence and thoughtful (if smaller) audience than the shows that preceeded it. The show has been praised by critics and scientists alike as it explores the human condition the way great science fiction should.

A true television masterpiece.
Did you see Stargate Universe last night? My mind it blown!
by Jenks86 December 11, 2010
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sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
by Ben Frey May 26, 2006
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Stargasm

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.
*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014
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Sarging

Verb; to Sarge.
The act of engaging conversational rapport with a complete stranger.
Though tied to the seduction community as the official name for being "on the hunt," the term also applies in business and interpersonal relations, as the act of appearing as a socially versatile and competent person.

Credit to Ross Jeffries, who claims to have named the act after his cat.
in seduction:
"My wingman and I went sarging last night at club X."

other:
"The goal in business is to sarge your coworkers as soon as you start working there. It's a quick way to appear competant!"
by Shertz August 24, 2006
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Sargam

Sargam is one of the nicest, most gorgeous, and crazy people you will ever know. When she walks into a room, it is like the whole world stops and she is just so amazing. Honestly, you cannot live without Sargam. Not only is she very athletic, but she is AMAZING at the arts. She says she isn’t good at things, but when you actually see her do them you have to take a moment to actually make sure it is real. Sargam is just a perfect, wonderful best friend and you would be so lucky to call her yours. Oh, and she is so crazy! She is the perfect person to goof around with and just have a good time. Sargam has so much energy, but every ounce of it is used for good. You really just can explain in words how amazing and perfect Sargam is at everything.
Person one; “Oh my goodness did you see Sargam the other day?”
Person two; “Yeah man, she was just good at everything.”
Person one; “I wish I was her best friend. She just lights up every room she walks into.”
by mhmm,its_me_alright April 22, 2020
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Stargating

That astronomer just took acid and now he thinks he's David Bowman stargating!
by SpacedCadet October 1, 2009
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