red headed stepchild

A person or group treated without the favor of birthright.

The boss treats this department like his red headed stepchildren.

by Tim September 13, 2004

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009

Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

stepchilding

the act of displaying a cold shoulder, condescending, patronizing, ignoring, attitude toward someone

....after repeated unreturned calls and unanswered texts you bump into the person you are trying to contact " Hey man why are you stepchilding me, I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks, whats up with that?"

by rhyynno September 10, 2012

beaten like a ginger stepchild

To be soundly beaten; pwned/owned; utterly defeated; beaten severely

The term comes from the idea of gingers (people with red hair and fair skin) being inferior and/or worthless. See also: beaten like a red haired stepchild - this ginger version may be more commonly used in the UK.

"I've never played this game before; I'm going to get beaten like a ginger stepchild by her."

"If I come home late again, my dad is going to beat me like a ginger stepchild."

by hennahito July 28, 2008

red-headed stepchild

Applied to one who does not fit in and is shunned for the differences and/or is bullied at a high degree

By marrying his daughter, Woody Allen was considered to be the red-headed stepchild of Hollywood.

by Big Mike October 31, 2004

Starchies

Heavily starched and creased jeans.

man my starchies could split a melon in half.

by x August 24, 2004