Sainsbury's

A sweaty penis.

That's a big ol' Sainsbury's.

by Logar3535 June 12, 2018

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sainsbury's

sainsbury's (also known as J Sainsbury)is a supermarket in the UK and it's pretty soi disant - that means it's stuck up. fat-tongued essex boy Jamie Oliver currently fronts up the ads for this dismal store. I bet he hates himself for that, although he can have all the pukka food he likes because he gets a shit load of wonga for saying things like 'try something different'. try waitrose instead.

I noticed a grammatical error at sainsbury's today - it should be '10 items or fewer', not 'less'.

by henapen September 8, 2008

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tansbury

a place where you go when you use any psychedelic substances

Damn bru i was in tansbury yesterday and i didnt know what was goin on

by Anonymous G February 9, 2008

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Sainsburys

a stupid supermarket that is bluddy expensive and that jamie oliver does the ads for

mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!

by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019

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Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat

When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.

Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...

by Arissa Rodriguez-Lopez May 1, 2008

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