Sainsbury's

A sweaty penis.

That's a big ol' Sainsbury's.

by Logar3535 June 12, 2018

sainsbury's

sainsbury's (also known as J Sainsbury)is a supermarket in the UK and it's pretty soi disant - that means it's stuck up. fat-tongued essex boy Jamie Oliver currently fronts up the ads for this dismal store. I bet he hates himself for that, although he can have all the pukka food he likes because he gets a shit load of wonga for saying things like 'try something different'. try waitrose instead.

I noticed a grammatical error at sainsbury's today - it should be '10 items or fewer', not 'less'.

by henapen September 8, 2008

Sainsbury's manoeuvre

When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.

Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"

Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"

by Sam says September 29, 2018

last chicken in sainsbury's

refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.

hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's

by DUB_JUDAH November 2, 2006

Alfie sainsbury

Absolute legend. Great at everything.

Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude

by Acton Bell February 18, 2022

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum

Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it illegal to eat what you like.

by Chelsea Sneer January 13, 2009

sainsbury

Generic adjective, probably from London, inferring positive connotations. Part of a wide selection of meaningless adjectives created by Londoners. Synonyms include bank and box.

Probably derived from an English supermarket chain.

Man, that is well sainsbury.

We is goin sainsbury innit.

You must allow that unsainsbury, she has got AIDS.

by Moon March 23, 2005