Squinkle

A dirty husband who did not shave his scraggly beard. Usually causes discomfort when he rubs his face upon your skin

Dammit Greg you squinkle! Your beard cut me again!!!

by siscan April 10, 2020

squonky

a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)

stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool

by Captain Turd of the SS Squonky March 19, 2014

squonky

used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things

it's gettin squonky up in here!

by warthog July 1, 2012

squankam

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.

Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

by Agnus and SugaDaddy May 28, 2009

Squnker

Absolute sick cunt crazy that be facing faddies on da regula. Thick smoke stay woke mothcfuxka vibes yanamsayin big doinks andoobs dasafhacc #fuck12

That squnker smells like flower.

by The squnkgang December 1, 2021

Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018

squoner

semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused

Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.

by pbid October 4, 2009