by Viator February 8, 2015
The act when an excited egirl/fangirl/thot/female in general performs the common act of saying "squee" as they become excited but instead of merely attracting simps and incels through their voice, they unleash a blast of vaginal flatulence destined to ring both the Liberty bell and the gongs in the Shaolin monastery at the same time. This squeef has such energy and stench that every man from miles around (and some women too er well most women to be quite honest) as the vaporous stench imbibes itself within the nasal passageways of the ones blessed enough to receive it. It's guaranteed to attract even the most resilient soul and draw the attention of potential mates from miles around.
Emily: OMG girl did you see BTS?! I love them so so sooooo much like they're just so SQUEE *BRRRRAP*
Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*
Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?
Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??
Aidan: *SNIFF* hey ooh Em I didn't know you were so hawt *SNIFF*
Damaged person: WTF Emily did you just squeef?
Emily: Hehe um yeah I did you wanna smell it??
by Sneed d'Elaine December 2, 2020
1 .A multi facetted term used in a host of scenarios generally to describe a person place or thing when no other recognized noun or adjective can describe such event.
2. Additionally this term can be used to describe a sudo hipster or metro sexual male that enjoys brunch or the wearing of tight pleated jeans or slacks .
2. Additionally this term can be used to describe a sudo hipster or metro sexual male that enjoys brunch or the wearing of tight pleated jeans or slacks .
1. I thought I was off this weekend but I got squeefed and have to go to the parade detail .
2. Look at that sqeef ... .........Can those skinny jeans be any tighter ??
2. Look at that sqeef ... .........Can those skinny jeans be any tighter ??
by Squeef May 9, 2014
When lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. Usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!
by Chenlemom November 28, 2013
by Squeef man March 9, 2015
by CazDev August 5, 2011
Noun
1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.
2. A voluntary queef.
1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.
2. A voluntary queef.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013