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Black Hole Spreader 

When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.
When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader

Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”
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super-spreader 

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious
Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!
super-spreader by timlight April 26, 2020

cheek spreader

An injury that occurs while landing a skateboard trick with one foot on the ground and the other on a skateboard that is still moving at a high rate of speed. The results are extremely painfull.
That kid was trying a tre flip down that four set and busted a cheek spreader.

Seed Spreader 

Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader
Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.
Seed Spreader by Gearls March 6, 2009

Spunk Spreader 

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
Spunk Spreader by Gearls March 6, 2009

Chocolate Spreader

Someone who stirs shit
Felicia your such a fucking chocolate spreader.
Chocolate Spreader by Anony:) March 22, 2020

Intentional STD Spreader 

An Intentional STD Spreader (ISS) spreads STD's on purpose.
They are the scum of the earth, and deserve to get their brains removed.
"I'm Kevin Ballbags an Intentional STD Spreader,

I spread my STD's across the lands,
new partner each time, I always make them pregnant
I will not wear a condom,
My purpose in life is to ruin life and spread."