Boston Slutmonkey

The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.

My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.

by The Mighy Gazelle February 21, 2009

spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

Spazmonkey

A spastic person that acts likes monkey

Your such a spazmonkey

by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

Shotmonkey

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.

I had it like a shotmonkey.

by The monkey September 1, 2008

SpoofMonkey

What the buzz from doing R22 makes you see

Quit are that fucking spookmonkin'

by Show February 3, 2005

shitmonkeyz

Noun. Used to describe an FML moment without FML. Also used when Tom Hanks approaches. Was used Michael Jackson was around R.I.P.

"Is that Tom Hanks."

"Shitmonkeyz!!!"

by Leric April 15, 2010