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off ya ed wiv drugs n dat
tekin couple ov pills n beer
by laura n kerry 05 September 25, 2005
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018
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Spangled

When your absolutely fucked on drugs and acting like a retard.
1 - "I'm spangled as fuck"
2. - "That last pip spangled the fuck out of me"
by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015
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Spangled

The sexual fetish of being spanked and strangled at the same time.
My girl is really into being spangled during sex.
by Lululu12 March 7, 2017
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Star-Spangled Bomber

The beautiful art of completely screwing up while singing the American National Anthem. Often comes with making up lines, awkward pauses and other embarrasing moments, usually caught on live T.V.
Did you see Christinia Agularia pull a total Star-Spangled Bomber during the Superbowl Sunday night?
by Termanitor February 25, 2011
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Star Spangled Sphincter

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.
The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'
by Scaldyballs September 14, 2019
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I'm spangled, me
by Dezza July 18, 2003
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