splotion

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

by Scottie R September 7, 2008

Sploater

A combination of spinners and floaters. Fully customizable with the ability to make either the inner or the outer layer float or spin or they can both spin or both float.

Check out the sploaters on that Escalade.

by DR 28 February 19, 2009

splogee

a fat nug staff with some OG chron and some tobaccy. spliff + OG = splogee

yo, we should smoke that splogee, dog

by DeanzList February 7, 2010

splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

splooter

To ejaculate.

He wanted to splooter over her tits

by Nesty.... January 4, 2012

splodeydope

A suicide bomber. Frequently seen in conservative blogs.

Now, now, children. Put down those rifles and get back to your splodeydope class...

by Pi Factorial March 22, 2006

splode

A mistransation of explode

Your head a splode

by Harry Black February 18, 2004