Split

Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.

We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.

by AdMom January 14, 2010

splits

Percentage of money received in a deal

Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good

by ableezy December 01, 2011

split

When a woman has sex so much that her junk is loose; Also a female that is butt ugly.

Man, that girl is so split.

by Brenton January 08, 2004

split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2004

split

To release flatulance from one's anus.

Omg shane, wtf did you just split ass???

by AwsomeAl December 09, 2007

splits

sunglasses

"popped the splits over and tossed."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Split

To leave. Synonyms=bounce, dip

"Aye go find Johnny. The neighbors called the cops so we gotta split"

by Heptone December 10, 2015