Screecheroo

A type of firework that makes a high-pitched screeching noise when lit.

The stuff that makes it screech is called whistle powder.

by wcgold May 24, 2005

Speecherism

A Speecherism is a word, phrase, or way of saying something that is unique to a certain person.

Person 1: Stacy is going to the dance with brad
Person 2: Figures
Person 1: You say “figures” a lot in response to things
Person 2: Huh guess it’s just a natural speecherism

by Kaapo Ohm September 26, 2021

Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019

Spleech

The act of mispronouncing, blending or blundering of two or more words, with an amusing outcome, which tends to occur under high sleep deprivation that mimics intoxication. The word spleech was derived from the very action itself.

Sebastian is no stranger to spleeching; when he wanted to borrow his friend's phone, he asked, "can I use your phlone (pronounced 'flown')?"

Broccolini spleeched when he said to his bro, "Yo, where the keys to my Furry (he meant to say Ferrari)?"

by Shirobi February 26, 2023

senior speeches

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.

"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."

by DeFranco March 14, 2004

speicher curve

1.) A label given to female troops stationed at Camp Speicher Iraq. These girls, whom would be ugly as sin back in the states, are graded on a curve called the "Speicher Curve".
2.) Female soldiers located at Camp Speicher who are basically one plane ride away from being ugly again. (reffering to the redeployment plane ride back to the states)

"Hey SGT, why the hell did you fuck that ugly ass air force chick?"

"She was ugly SPC, but I graded her on the Speicher Curve simply because her tits were huge in her PT shirt"

"yeah, she did have some huge sweater cows"

by mbs17686 December 31, 2008

Speecher

A person who gives a speech

Ellen, a speecher, bases most of her speeches on teen-hood parenting.

by Stephanie Hauser October 29, 2008