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Splatter-crap 

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."
Splatter-crap by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

splatter mat 

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.
Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.
splatter mat by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017

Splatter shot

When one deficates (usually in violent squirts) all over the bathroom of an enemy; this includes walls, shower curtains, hand towels, ect.
I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.
You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.
Splatter-Paint by Jewexican May 22, 2006

splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.
Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

splatter basket 

Someone who is being a negative Nancy or giving you lots of shit.
Rachel, you are being a fucking splatter basket!
splatter basket by mishfish December 3, 2009