Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.

by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011

Speedee

The McDonalds clown before Ronald. He had a tray on his head with hamburgers that came back when he took it off the tray. He had a blet like it too. He was fired because there was an alka-seltzer medicine called speedy and people thought that McDonalds made you sick so you'd have to buy Speedy. Also, because he was overweight.

see Ronald cuz hes cool

Person 1:I miss Speedee!
person 2: why? you want diarhhea?

by Sie May 30, 2006

Speedobear

a close relative to pedo bear he resides around schools and lakes and often runs in a speedo and is topless

**como park elementary**
person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls

person2: he's such a speedobear

by nadezhda011 October 6, 2010

speedbird

One who flies around for a certain British airline that has a bad attitude problem as standard.

"Those crew over there are such wankers, they must be speedbirds."

by a.net September 26, 2006

Speedster

A type of DC super hero that uses the speed force to move much faster than human limits.

Me: I am a speedster
Unnamed person: Really, Your name is Ezra Miller
Me: No, it’s Grant Gustin

by Derpy Hero April 18, 2019

Scarlet Speedster

1. A fast redhead.

2. A tempting seductress with red hair.

3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.

My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.

by ButtFuzz August 16, 2006

speeders

Narcotic stimulant pills such as Adderal, Provigil, Desoxyn, etc.

I got those speeders that you wanted to use fer yer madman shit tonight...

She say she got sum speeders to move...Sum Desoxyn's, even...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006