old sparky

n. Nickname for the electric chair, particularly that in the state of Florida.

"Any nigga that pop a cap on a cop gonna take a one-way ride on Old Sparky."

by Carl Willis December 1, 2004

Sparky

An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)

The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>

by Ivonin January 4, 2008

Spartying

Verb
When Michigan State Spartans get together and party.

To MSU student: "Hey guys wanna go sparty?"
"Sure, But I'm already spartying!"

by KitCatShortStack April 5, 2009

spanxy

A variation of sexy unique to those with especially spankable asses.

Damn, Coco, you were looking pretty spanxy last night in that clingy vintage sweater dress... was pretty tough to keep my hands off.

by yourmummmm September 12, 2009

Sparny

The combination of being high and drunk at the same time.

"Everyone was so Sparny after the party"

by AM_DOG August 22, 2016

Sparty on!

The phrase that replaces "party on" at Michigan State University

Did you see that game? Yeah dude, Sparty on!

by Rohn Joberts April 17, 2004

Bubba Sparxxx

White rapper adding a southern flare to his music.

Bubba Sparxxx works w/Timbaland composing his beats.

And G-Union, copp'n off G-Unit. Who's the wangsta? Get your own name bitch.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003