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sootie

Sootie is a Persian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #GW due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was cute. It's not a problem, though, cause modern day sootie is someone who is a "fake blatant hacker" looking toward the future.
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Damn, that guy is so leet, he's a sootie!
by theclutchbus May 20, 2008
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tossin' softies

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
by tossin softies April 30, 2011
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Southern Volcano

Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.
Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.
by Tyson the Bastard May 2, 2006
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Norfolk Southern

A genuine shit-show of a railroad with the most foamers and dumbass heritage units that draw retards and old man from around the world
Norfolk southern: Oh look a perfectly good SD60 Fleet “CEO ~ sale them all”
by Thatoneguyfromdiscord67 June 10, 2021
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The Masters Softie

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.
by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017
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southern loyalist

Term used to describe persons who are affiliated with the southern states of the United States of America. These people are strongly proud of their southern culture and heritage. Not a term to describe a racist person.
John-Paul wouldn't trade his lifestyle of sweet tea and humidity for any other. He's such a southern loyalist.
by lucca_leone June 29, 2010
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Thumb in a softie

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
by toilet joe October 15, 2009
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