Mr. Softy 

Soft stools with ass discomfort related to repeated wipes

After the road trip I'm still having a Mr. Softy

Mr. Softy by S. Goat November 27, 2011

Fold Softy 

The act of folding your penis in half and putting it in a vagina, just for a goof.

"Man she yets me do anything I want, even give her the Fold Softy."

Fold Softy by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010

stoner softy 

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.

Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...

stoner softy by iknowitallnananabooboo January 20, 2011

Pork softy toast 

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

Pork softy toast by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

Smart Softy by Wolga March 29, 2023

mini softy 

Can’t get it up, failed erection

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success

mini softy by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

mini softy 

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

mini softy by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024