Mr. Softy

Soft stools with ass discomfort related to repeated wipes

After the road trip I'm still having a Mr. Softy

by S. Goat November 27, 2011

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Fold Softy

The act of folding your penis in half and putting it in a vagina, just for a goof.

"Man she yets me do anything I want, even give her the Fold Softy."

by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010

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stoner softy

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.

Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...

by iknowitallnananabooboo January 20, 2011

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Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

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Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

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