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Fold Softy 

The act of folding your penis in half and putting it in a vagina, just for a goof.
"Man she yets me do anything I want, even give her the Fold Softy."
Fold Softy by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010

stoner softy 

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.
Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...

Pork softy toast 

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
Smart Softy by Wolga March 29, 2023

mini softy 

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelledget big” with no success

mini softy 

No erection, cant get a boner
I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success