shoveling smoke

Doing a good job of getting nowhere.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

by CrimsonNova March 21, 2009

shivering coyote

a squealing shaking fart that sounds like a freezing cold coyote being tortured. also that sound of someone making a mess of themselves

His fart was that of a shivering coyote.

I'm about to release a shivering coyote.

by superkoolkidandphresh November 18, 2009

snivelization

The petty,whining disgrace that our civilization has devolved into.

I want to go to another planet and leave snivelization behind.

by DarthHateU April 20, 2017

shoveling snow

the act of selling or doing cocaine

"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter

by dick shunary February 7, 2009

Sniggling

When people are laughing ridiculously without any type of bodily control and freaks out people, preferably Mexicans.

*Guys playing Halo and a person gets blown up by tank*

Man1: "HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

Man2: "STOP ALL DAT SNIGGLING!!!"

by Kane Chitty March 20, 2014

The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

snivelling

whiny, whining, sorry-for-yourself, self-pitying, sadsack

Stop wallowing in self-pity, you snivelling sorry-ass sadsack!

by lexxxxy February 4, 2014